Funny Motivational Posters#CATS-A Better Deal Than Dogs

Cats are Funny Animals or at least they act funny.  Do you like cats and if so what is the main reason you like them.  Is it because they are soft and cuddly or is it because they don’t make a lot of noise and you have to make them quiet.

Is it because you don’t really have to worry about the kids getting hurt by them or would the reason be that cute little way they rub against your leg and do that soft purring noise.

Is it because they can hang on your curtains and fall down off of them landing on their feet and making you laugh.

Maybe it’s because the landlord only allows Cats and fish as your pets so you just settle for one.

We have often wondered about the fascination with cats until we found out the real reason and that was–They are so Cost Effective as this hilarious funny motivational poster shows us.

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We think some deals are not really great deals but free is free!

Funny Motivational Posters#BELTS-Where Are They When You Need Them

Pictures are worth a thousand words and Very Funny Pictures are worth 1000 laughs.

This crazy motivational poster shows the need for belts by these construction workers. For one they could get a hot rivet bouncing around them and get hurt.

They also could get cut by all the metal they work around.

They could even get splinters or wood pieces lodged into their unprotected skin.

But most of all they could make everyone sick that works around them when they see the secrets that beltless jeans could reveal.

Instead of GOT MILK We Need To Ask GOT BELT

The Funniest President Bush Joke or Is It The Truth

Kids are funny and even if they do say the funniest things sometimes they still say the smartest things.

You really can not pull to much on a kid because they will find you out.

This funny story (whether it is true or not) still makes one think

Let’s call this — A Little Heart To Heart Talk with President Bush

:?:President Bush went to a school to interact with the children. After having
a brief talk with the children he asked them if any of them had any questions to
ask him.

One little boy raised his hand and stood up;

Bush: whats your name?

John: john

Bush: whats your question?

John: Mr. President I have three questions to ask you

1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UN?

2) where is osama bin laden?

3) why does America support Pakistan so much?

Bush: you are an intelligent student john….(just then the bell for recess
rang)

Teacher: oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.

After the recess

Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any question?

Peter raises his hand

Bush :Whats your name?

Peter : sir I have 5 questions.

1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UN?

2) where is osama bin laden?

3) why do America support Pakistan so much?

4) why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes before the scheduled time?

and

5) where is JOHN?

Things that make you go HMMMMMMM

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FUNNIEST Motivational Poster # Modern Cowboys-Missing The Past

From The Funny Motivational Poster Collection Of Thinking Of The Past

What happened to the strong men that took care of the home and the range?

They used to travel through the country riding horses and lassoing bulls and animals like that.

They ate by campfires and could travel in the right directions by looking at the stars.

They hunted bear and later on smoked their Marlboro cigarettes and drank hooch but they always tended to the needs of the town and family.

These strong wilderness men have been replaced by the Modern Day Cowboys.

Come Back Marlboro Man Enough of the splintered back cowboys

FUNNIEST Inspirational Poster # THE LAW-So What

From The Collection Of Funny Motivational Posters To Live By

You’re usually innocent until proven guilty but if you keep putting the same things in you will keep getting the same things out.

People love to try to get around trouble with the law by avoiding it, and then you have some that seem to follow it around for whatever reasons that they can find.

Our Friend O.J. Simpson seems to be one of the latter people.

Or are people just picking on him?

Well that will be up to a Judge and/or Jury to decide but until that day comes———–

Always Remember the Creed we stand on and that is Everyone is Innocent Until Proven.…………………….

That just about Sums it Up

Funny Political John McCain And Sarah Palin Pics

From Our Funniest Political Humor Collection

Starring Sen. John McCain and his attractive Running Mate Gov. Sarah Palin

Sometimes in the Political Arena We Need To know Why our politicians do certain things and the only way we really know is to ask, so lets ask one of the Main Political Figures John McCain about his reasons for choosing Sarah Palin for Vice President.

Was it her accomplishments as Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska or what she did when she chaired the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission from 2003 to 2004 or maybe because she was the first woman and the youngest person to hold the position of Governor of Alaska.

What could the major reasons be? What did our famous POW turned Politician find the most impressive about his chosen female Running Mate for Vice President of the United States.

Really, What could It had been?

-Hmm Let Me Think-
:?:Do you think John McCain will in the future leave with us a remarkable quote such as this:

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“I’ve looked on many women with lust. I’ve committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me.” —Jimmy Carter, in an interview with Playboy one month prior to the 1976 election.

*Come Back For More Outrageous Political Humor and see who is next Barck Obama? Hillary Clinton? Bill Clinton and the Cigars? *

Funny Pics#Number 1 Way Of Turning Bad Kids Good

We all want our kids to be good but sometimes this just isn’t that easy, so it is at times like these when we must find ways to inspire them.

One parent found a way to inspire his cute little kid into being a model young citizen.

This turns out to be one of the most funny pics around that shows the method to keep these cute kids in line.

It may not work for all of them, but it seems to work for this one.

Email to your friends who may need the method to keep their little angels in line.

Or if they just need a hilariously funny picture to make them laugh.

Kids are always a good source of make me laugh out loud comedy with the things they do.

Funny Jokes About Women-The Man,The Skunk and The Wife

This Funny Joke Is best not tried at home but tell it to a few friends and watch the one’s who don’t find it funny, because they probably have a wife who fits this description.

A young man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks
her husband to stop the car because she saw a hurt animal in the road.

There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, “It’s nearly frozen to death. Can we take
it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?”

He says, “OK, Get in the car with it.”
The wife says, “Where shall I put it to get it warm?”

The Husband says, “Put it between your legs. It’s nice and warm there.”

“But what about the smell?” said the wife.

“Just hold its little nose

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at
the scene of the stupidity….

The Moral of This Story Is–Marry A Woman With A Sense Of Humor Or One Who Doesn’t Smell

Funny Motivational Poster#DIFFERENCES Between Men and Women

This funny motivational poster shows us what we all know but hate to admit.

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At least the men hate to admit it because they end up with their foot in their mouths. Additionally they may end up with no food or a soft place to sleep or something even worse.

This inspirational picture is one hitting the nail on the head pic that shows us exactly what women do.

If you are a man and your woman heads to the mall for just one thing and you believe it, then you have better burn this funny picture in your head and save it for reference.

It is a true image of what happens behind those dreaded Mall Doors that intertwine numerous sales, bargains, and new items that no woman can resist and no man can get away from (once caught in the shopping trap).

Men you are better off digging in your pocket, handing her a couple of hundreds with one hand and holding the other hand on your stomach while complaining about possible food poisoning.Believe me you will be better off watching her head out the door happy with the cash and you can laugh at your smarts.

Funniest Computer Geek Joke Of The Day Ever-Wife and Software

This must have came from the Funniest Geek Jokes ever, and if you have a basic understanding of computers you will lol , also if you have a better understanding of geeks and computers you will roll on the floor with laughter. (ROFL)

Geeks will always supply us with gigabytes of laughter that will be ever burned into our memory data. When you feel like downloading a smile to your computer just upload something from the geek world and you will laugh so hard you probably will end up crashing your heartydrive.

So get ready, put your cursor on the scroll button and scroll down to the geeky computer joke of the day, which we will call:

“I Need An Anti-Virus or Patch For My Wife Software”

Dear Technical Support:Last year I upgraded my software from Girlfriend 7.0 to the new Wife 1.0. I immediately noticed that the new program began unexpected child creation processing that took up a lot of space and compromised valuable resources. Also, Wife 1.0 additionally installed itself into all my other programs and now monitors all other system activity 24-7.

My Favorite Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.

Please help me! Thanks, A Very Very Troubled User

REPLY From Tech Support Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal function anyway. Wife 1.0 is a powerful program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 also comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be extemely careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the mother of all programs Nag Nag 9.5. If this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

(Always Pay Strict Attention To The Warnings)

WARNING!!!

PLEASE DO NOT, EVER under any circumstances, install Sexy Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause total and irreversible damage to the operating system.

All the luck, Software Tech Support

Motto of This Story-

Always try the Trial Software First, That Way It Will Get Deleted For Non-Payment.