Funny Motivational Posters#CATS-A Better Deal Than Dogs

Cats are Funny Animals or at least they act funny.  Do you like cats and if so what is the main reason you like them.  Is it because they are soft and cuddly or is it because they don’t make a lot of noise and you have to make them quiet.

Is it because you don’t really have to worry about the kids getting hurt by them or would the reason be that cute little way they rub against your leg and do that soft purring noise.

Is it because they can hang on your curtains and fall down off of them landing on their feet and making you laugh.

Maybe it’s because the landlord only allows Cats and fish as your pets so you just settle for one.

We have often wondered about the fascination with cats until we found out the real reason and that was–They are so Cost Effective as this hilarious funny motivational poster shows us.

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We think some deals are not really great deals but free is free!

Funny Motivational Posters#BELTS-Where Are They When You Need Them

Pictures are worth a thousand words and Very Funny Pictures are worth 1000 laughs.

This crazy motivational poster shows the need for belts by these construction workers. For one they could get a hot rivet bouncing around them and get hurt.

They also could get cut by all the metal they work around.

They could even get splinters or wood pieces lodged into their unprotected skin.

But most of all they could make everyone sick that works around them when they see the secrets that beltless jeans could reveal.

Instead of GOT MILK We Need To Ask GOT BELT

The Funniest President Bush Joke or Is It The Truth

Kids are funny and even if they do say the funniest things sometimes they still say the smartest things.

You really can not pull to much on a kid because they will find you out.

This funny story (whether it is true or not) still makes one think

Let’s call this — A Little Heart To Heart Talk with President Bush

President Bush went to a school to interact with the children. After having
a brief talk with the children he asked them if any of them had any questions to
ask him.

One little boy raised his hand and stood up;

Bush: whats your name?

John: john

Bush: whats your question?

John: Mr. President I have three questions to ask you

1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UN?

2) where is osama bin laden?

3) why does America support Pakistan so much?

Bush: you are an intelligent student john….(just then the bell for recess
rang)

Teacher: oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.

After the recess

Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any question?

Peter raises his hand

Bush :Whats your name?

Peter : sir I have 5 questions.

1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UN?

2) where is osama bin laden?

3) why do America support Pakistan so much?

4) why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes before the scheduled time?

and

5) where is JOHN?

Things that make you go HMMMMMMM

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FUNNIEST Motivational Poster # Modern Cowboys-Missing The Past

From The Funny Motivational Poster Collection Of Thinking Of The Past

What happened to the strong men that took care of the home and the range?

They used to travel through the country riding horses and lassoing bulls and animals like that.

They ate by campfires and could travel in the right directions by looking at the stars.

They hunted bear and later on smoked their Marlboro cigarettes and drank hooch but they always tended to the needs of the town and family.

These strong wilderness men have been replaced by the Modern Day Cowboys.

Come Back Marlboro Man Enough of the splintered back cowboys