Funniest Barack Obama-McCain Ever-The Party Dance Video

Posted on October 31, 2008 by admin.
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We stumbled across this Funniest Ever Obama and McCain Video and are still laughing. These Political Presidential Guys obviously took off a few hours to have a little fun and games.

We have seen many funny videos but this is pure genius, and takes the cake, the whole cake and nothing but the cake!

The race for the next President of the U.S.A. is incredibly demanding and these guys deserve a few moments of some stress releasing fun.

They are not enemies, just opponents in a great contest.

Kick off your shoes and do like these well liked individuals who show-off a few skills that have not been in any debates or touched on in any campaign speeches.

Go Obama-Go McCain-Go Obama-Go McCain and wait was that Sarah Palin

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Funniest Ever Cartoon,Pet, And People Talking-Presidential Candidates

Posted on October 30, 2008 by admin.
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Barack Obama, John McCain, Sarah Palin, and George W. Bush are not spared in this collection of funny pics, as we see what famous and non-famous characters thoughts on presidential matters.

Who they would vote for or not vote for is shown in the thoughts that they reveal.

We did not put the best first or last, in fact the best is up to you.

We had some fun in experiencing these and hope you enjoy them as well.

Politics are for the Political and Funny Is For Everybody.

cartoon girls tied up talking about McCain

political cartoon dogs

homer simpson political thoughts on sarah palin

three wisemen talking about president bush

little girl with funny president bush sayings

two dogs talking about presidential candidates

lincoln talking about bush presidency

funniest ever sign for mccain winning election

funny alien talking about barack obama winning election

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Motivational Posters Gone Wild-The Bear

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This has got to be one of the funniest ever pics around.

The guy in this (motivational or de-motivational poster) whatever it is, surely must have his adrenaline pumping all over the place.

We would show what happened in the end but this is a comedy site folks.

All we can say is the guy turned out alright, probably after a long stay in the hospital.

When you are out roaming about nature’s terrain beware of the bear. They are only good to look at up close at zoo’s people!

demotivational image of man running from bear

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Animal Humor That Will Have You ROFL-Jump Jump

Posted on October 29, 2008 by admin.
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I feel the need for a little Animal Humor, Humor of little animals, such as frogs and trying to find out about those fantastic jumping skills.

A little boy decided to do his school project on this very subject.

He wanted to find out about the jumping skills of frogs, and set out to find out everything.

How they jump, why they jump, how far they could jump etc. etc.

This is one funny animal joke, so enjoy it and email to friends!

We call this:

Animal Humor for Everyone Except the Frog

Ralphie was a 12-year-old kid deeply interested in the sciences.

One day he began his own investigations. With his 10-year-old sister Jen in tow, he caught a big bull frog in the local pond.

Ralphie started his experiment with the frog, and told Jen, she was to write down all the results of the experiment.
Ralphie began to draw a line in the sand, placed the frog on the line, and prodded the frog with a twig from the rear and shouted, “Jump, Jump, froggy!”

The frog jumped a great distance, and Ralphie measured the distance. “14 feet, wow, write that down, Jen,” he said.

Then, he carried the frog back to the starting point and removed the frog’s right front leg.

Then, he prodded the frog and shouted, “Jump, Jump, froggy!” The frog jumped 11 feet, and on instruction, Jen wrote it down.

Again, he carried the frog back, he then removed the left front leg, and again said “Jump,Jump, froggy!” Sidney reported, “Seven feet…write it down Jen.”

The next time, he removed the large right back leg. “Jump, froggy, Jump!”, he shouted. He prodded the frog. “The frog jumped 6 inches…write it down, Jen.”

Finally, Ralphie removed the frog’s remaining back left leg, put it down and prodded the frog with the twig shouting, “Jump, frog! Jump, frog! JUMP FROG!! JUMP JUMP FROG!!!”

But, The frog didn’t jump. Jen looked at Ralphie, and said, “Well, what should I write down?”

Ralphie thought for a moment, then told Jen to write,

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” It’s strange thing, but we have discovered, when you remove all the legs from a frog, it turns deaf.”

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Doctor Humor-Teaching Medical Students To Pay Attention

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We love medical humor and discovered this hospital joke, that will have you emailing friends.

Doctor Humor is one of the things that relaxes new interns during their hospital rounds, and takes their mind off the serious side, when things get a little crazy.

Medical School from what we see is some pretty tough stuff.

You have to change the way you think and look at things.

Your stomach must become strong to bear the blood and guts that will become a daily routine in medical school.

The fresh interns must learn that the Doctor knows best, and is there to teach them the ends and outs of the medical profession.

Lives depend on quick reactions and proper judgments.

They must be aware of all things happening and pick up on the slightest things that may make the biggest difference.

This is one Doctors way of getting his student prepared to do that very thing (pay attention and have a strong stomach).

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funny cartoon doctor rolling up his sleeves

A class of First Year medical students were receiving their very first anatomy class with a dead human body.

As they all gathered around the surgery table with the body draped with a white sheet.

The Doctor started the class by telling them, “When you practice medicine, it is essential to have two highly important qualities as a doctor. The very First thing is that you should never be disgusted by anything involving the human body.”

The Doctor then pulled back the sheet, and stuck his finger in the a open wound in the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

” Now You interns go ahead and do the same thing. The interns initially freaked out, hesitated for many minutes, but after awhile took turns sticking a finger in the open wound, and started sucking on their fingers.

When everyone had finished, the Doctor looked at the class, shook his head and told them,

“The second most important quality is close observation.

I stuck in my middle finger in the wound, but sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention!” eeh!

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Funny And Strange Emails To Forward To Friends

Posted on October 25, 2008 by admin.
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We received this funny and strange email and compared it to the thousands we receive.

Now most emails you get may have a ring of truth to them, but we were not too sure about this one.

None-the-less we decided to put it out there, just in case.

We also checked and some people had received this by text messages and forwarded out to friends.

You never know if these warnings are true or just someone just trying to stir up a little controversy.

Strange or true, funny or serious, crazy or real, who really knows.

Here it is and at the end we will reveal why we think this is a scammers prank.

The Latest Scam:

What it consists of

Robbing Females Using the Bathrooms

Location

The Shopping Mall

How This Scam Works

A man slips into the women’s restroom and sneaks into a stall.

Then

He waits until there is only one woman in the restroom in a neighboring stall.

The criminal then stands on the toilet and points a hand gun into the next stall demanding the woman’s valuables.

Doesn’t Stop There

After getting her cash and jewelry, he demands that she remove all of her clothing and kick them out of the stall.

Adding Insult To Injury

The thief tosses the clothing into a shopping bag, hangs an out of order sign on the restroom door,
and slips back into the mall.

Why The Sign?

The out of order sign ensures no one will soon come to the woman’s rescue.

It usually takes an hour or two for the woman to work up the nerve to leave the restroom in the nude.

That’s Bad Because

This gives the criminal ample time to make his get away.

End Result

The woman is left naked and humiliated in a mall full of strangers.

Police Say, Best Way To Avoid This Is

The best defense, says police, is to never go into a shopping mall restroom alone,
because only women who are by themselves are targeted.

NOW

As we stated earlier we don’t know if this is true, but it could be.

The only thing that bothered us was:

1. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A WOMAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ALONE

Hell No! She has at least 2 friends, and sometimes maybe even a couple of women strangers go with her. It’s like some secret society rite of passage.

2. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MAN BE ABLE TO CARRY ALL THE BAGS A WOMAN HAS, WHEN SHE HAS BEEN SHOPPING AT THE MALL

Hell No! It takes a man at least two to three trips, and a couple of carts to get all of her bags to the car.

But we still thought it would be best to bring this possible scam to light for you to email to friends

Oh We Forgot

3. DO WOMEN USE OUTSIDE STALLS?

HELL DOUBLE NO! They will hold it for at least three weeks, if it took that long to get home, and if it took longer than that, she will use her girlfriends bathroom.

But we still wanted to share this funny and strange email, so forward it just in case.

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Outrageous Wedding Jokes

Posted on October 23, 2008 by admin.
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This is some of the Funniest Wedding Humor Around

If you haven’t seen this yet, be ready to laugh out loud.

And so The funny Story begins–and this is supposed to be a true happening :!:

It was a very big wedding with about 300 guests.

Immediately when the wedding was over, the groom got up on stage, at the reception, with a microphone to talk to the attendees.

He wanted to thank everyone for coming, many who had traveled far, to come to their wedding.

He wanted to thank the bride and his family and also his new father-in-law for providing such a expensive affair.

As a gesture of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a very special gift. He had taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair an envelope.

He stated this was his very own gift to all, and requested them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy picture of his bride having sex with the his best man.

He had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to follow them.

After standing there, watching the all the guests’ reactions for a few minutes, he turned to his best man and screamed, ‘F—you!’ Then he turned to his bride and shouted, ‘F— you! at the top of his lungs.

He then turned to the shocked crowd and stated, ‘I’m outta here.’

The marriage was annulled first thing in the morning.

This guy went through the whole charade about the affair as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge–making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, destroying his future wife’s and his best man’s reputations in front everyone.

Beautiful Set-up for an ideal Mastercard “Priceless” Commercial

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone’s face when they see the 8×10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

“There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s MASTERCARD”

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‘Life isn’t like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it’s more like a jar of Jalapenos–what you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow……

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Funniest Posters With A Motivational Edge

Posted on October 21, 2008 by admin.
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More Funny Motivational Posters are here!

Here’s one from our collection of stupid people falling on face after flipping on bike.

This guy is going to hate he went bike riding today, because in a humor filled moment he will use his face for his brakes.

Something tells us that as soon as this guy recovers, he will be back out riding the bikes of doom, so he can provide his audience with more thrills and laughter.

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Motivational Posters|Man Falling On Face

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Here’s a funny motivational poster that justifies that saying that some daredevil created.

It’s not the fall that gets you——-It’s The Landing

People are doing some of the craziest things and they usually end up with broken bones and smashed faces, but somehow before it happens the trip to the hospital) they have the uncanny ability to make a great deal of us laugh.

There is no secret that people falling has always been some sick type of humor, but that doesn’t stop us from laughing and it sure doesn’t stop these idiots from falling.

Man’s flight captured and inserted into one funny a** motivational picture.

funny motivational poster of man falling

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Funny Pics|Cute Kids Motivational Poster

Posted on October 19, 2008 by admin.
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Kids, kids and more Cuteness and Humor than you can ever imagine.

Funny motivational posters are always a treat and when ever they have kids in them or pets, it’s a sure bet you will not only laugh but you will smile too.

These are the sweet photos that you email to grandma and text message to friends.

Collector items of the funny situations our kids get into and then listening to what comes out of their mouth.

We would like to share with you this awesome photo of one of those awesome kids, so sit back as we take a trip down the road of some of the things cute kids say….or the way they say cute things as shown in this hilarious image.

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