Women and Auto Accidents|Pics Are Amusing and Funny

Another Funny Motivational Poster Of Women’s Favorite Pastime-Auto Accidents

They seem to love causing them when they get behind the wheel. Men may be bad at directions and asking for help, but at least they do manage to keep the cars on the road.

Women, on the other hand, have become professionals at getting behind the wheel and causing some of the funniest material for pictures. They seem to crash cars more than the guys who crash them on purpose, while conducting crash dummy tests.

One of the main reasons these guys perform so many tests, is because they know more and more women are taking to the road.

Some of the reasons women may be getting into so many strange accidents may entail:

Putting on make-up while speeding down the road.

Putting on their fingernails while steering with their thighs.

Frowning at the cute girl riding in the car next to them and taking their eyes of the road.

Looking around the car for evidence of their mate cheating instead of looking around the road where they are driving.

Trying to drive with those 9 inch designer heels on.

Trying to take off those 9 inch designer heels while steering with their thighs.

Trying to text photos to friends of their mates cheating.

Changing clothes while driving.

Fixing their hair by brushing,blow drying and coloring while driving.

Although this is not the complete list, it consists of some of the most popular habits of women behind the wheels.

Here’s a Funny Picture, that shows the outcome of such habits.

Scary thought! Women Pilots or Ship Captains……..

We still love you though!

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Very Funny Ads|Telling The Truth With Banned Collections

Funny Posters Of Dumb Ads Collection

We Fail, Fail, and Fail Again

People do it all the time, but what happens when you need to stay awake, and need to make it home?

Have You b,een drinking a tad too much or, “Working at the Job” too long, or so you say when you do finally make it home.

What happens when you love eating something, and then you find out what it really is, or where It Comes From and that stays on your mind?

Believe me it interferes with your enjoyment of shoveling it in your mouth.  I remember looking at milk under a high powered microscope and saw all those little micro organisms having a swimming party. Arggggggg

Or what do you do, when you are a lot on the geeky side (it’s impossible to be a little on the geek side) and you want to have a cute chick hang out with you, on those long computer nights.

What’s a Geek To Do?

Your Kids, not too bright, and you hate taking them around friends? Face it you can’t lock them in the back room forever. If you can’t get their brains to function with the simplest of problems, then what do you do?

Secret Tip (This will work for those dumb girlfriends or boyfriends, who you keep around because of their hot looks and even hotter brains (fried).

Hungry?, and all the regular restaurants want to serve you what They Want on the menu? Forget them, because you clock too hard for your money!  Find One That Will Give you What YOU WANT!

Have that menu Serve Your Needs, You just need to find out where.

Stuck in the house bored? Find some home entertainment. An Athletic mess, no redeeming social value in sports? (or even in life). Find a product to create your imaginary world and become someone even 300 Spartans would fear. (at least in the safety of your, “I’m a jelly spined individual” panic room.

While you are doing all of this, remember to put a little physical movement in your life, because chances are, you are a lot more pudgy, than people who laugh and point at you say you are.

This is the whole reason for advertisement. People go through life with problems that someone else has found a cure for created a product and/or marketed. You are in luck!     

As a public service we have collected a few products that you a not know about and might need. Your friend or significant other may need something too. Even better they may have already seen some of these ads and have been inspired to provide you with a much needed gift.

If you don’t see anything you need, just check back! New products are made at different times in the future, and new ads are made to make you aware.

Until then, May the Fail be with you!

It may seem funny but if little junior needs help-help him

Now this is getting something for your money

You will still be a Geek, but you will be a Geek with a Babe

Go Kick Some Ninja Butt-You Macho Fool

Taste Like Chicken (Butt)

There’s a reason your buttons keep flying off

The curb would have been better for our narcoleptic sufferer.

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Funny Star Wars Videos-Darth Vader Meets Michael Jackson

Funny Videos Presents Two Superstars together for the first time!

Star Wars and Michal Jackson

When you take these two Blockbusters and mix them together you end up with one heck of a funny video.

Picture Darth Vader not as evil and having a little fun.

You can dance and laugh at the same time as you watch how these two giants are meshed together in one hilariously funny spoof.

Darth Vader has established himself as a Force to be reckoned with and that Force is doubled with the addition of a Pop Idol who
is known throughout his own galaxies.

Obi-Wan Kenobi probably is turning over in his celestrial bed, because he was left out of this, but at least Darth Vader shows a less evil side as he thrills it up with the agile Storm Troopers.

Lessons will be given every 5th Sat. at the Star Wars Dance Academy located on Nebula Nine.

Special Thanks Go Out To Michael Jackson and of course Mr. Vader for this Humorous Dance Video.

Funny Videos Of People Getting Slapped

Welcome to the Comedy SlapOff

Another Outrageously Funny Video with Outrageously Funny People Doing Stupid Things!

These guys are playing the type of game that makes people end up fighting.

Comedy Skits are always humorous especially when they involve people who are, “In the Know” and people who are, “Out of the Know”, but will learn by experience.

Slapstick humor or rather Slapface humor is sure to make you jump and laugh at the same time.

These guys teach their friend a new game that they have created, but learning how to play it, gives the new student a hard time and a sore face. Learn the lesson well and perhaps you will be able to play the game with your friends!

Just Kidding, “Don’t try this at home” College is better!

Be sure to check back for some knee slapping, oops, we mean face slapping humor videos!

Hilariously Funny And Outrageous Obama Video

This is a Totally Outrageous Obama Video that you will Definitely Enjoy!

Get ready to laugh out loud and slap your knee!

Once in awhile you run across something that you just have to sit back and watch and after you get through watching it?

Right! You have to watch it again.

The guy in this Funny Obama Video is right on target. He has the President Elect cloned into this outrageous character.

The mannerism, the voice, the humor is all real and you can buy into the charisma that shines through.

So sit back and enjoy and when you are finished be sure to email the link to friends who enjoy a good laugh.

We Love This Obama Humor! The Little dancing kid is amazing, the cats are cute and Well, Just watch it!

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We told you it was funny! Always believe in your Humor angels at thecomedynet.com and be sure to check back for more outrageous pics, humor and funny Obama Videos!

Motivational Posters|Don’t Mess With Old People

From The Funniest Of Old People Collection

When you get to the ripe old age of don’t mess with me, sometimes you have to show instead of tell.

People do not get to be called elderly by being stupid on the way up. Many youngsters will not even make to these golden years, because they have no idea of how to ride the road to get to that destination.

They are busy speeding along thinking that if anything gets in their way, that they will just run over it or through it. They often find themselves crashing into an unforgiving wall.

In our pursuit to reach year after year we must pick up a little knowledge, a lot of understanding, a high degree of luck and some good old show you who’s boss attitude. It doesn’t matter if you are male or female, you will be tested by many people.

In this humorous inspirational photo, our heroine rises to the occasion in the most understandable way.

Apparently she is disagreeing with the situation at hand and is putting her foot down to prove her point.

And The moral of this story is, “Don’t Mess With Old People Especially Funny Looking Old Ladies With Big Boots”

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