Funny News-Weird But True News

Funny News Collection presents some of the strangest and funniest newspaper clippings you will find.

It is unbelievable what some people do with their idle time. Whether it is that sweet old lady next door or that weird guy across the street no one is spared from becoming one of the fools for a day. Everyone wants to get that notoriously famous, “15 minutes of Fame”, but the way these folks get it is a laughing shame.

From the cute kid who says and does the most humorous things to that cute kid who displays future criminal tendencies, our newspapers fill up daily with their amusing antics.

The scary thing is some of these people in these news articles are Parents! Yes, they are full blooded, living and breathing Parents.

How in the world will their children survive with out a good role model. I guess if they are going to be grouped into that secret society of the clowns of society, they will have excellent teachers.

This short collection is an small sampling of what goes on everyday 2*** . It doesn’t matter what year it is, these people re bent on making a fool of themselves as easily shown in videos, pictures and our clippings of newspaper stories.

Hold your breath, kick your feet up, exhale and then peruse the written events of our weird and wonderful newsworthy people.

AND THE WINNER OF THE MOST STUPID AWARD GOES TO:

Know of any Newspaper Humor then send it in and get it featured.

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Obama Video-Charisma and Humor at the Top

From The Obama Video Collection

Many times we see videos that make us laugh and immediately want to email friends the link. This is one such video.
It is filled with an upbeat musical score and also bursting with that uncanny charisma that surrounds Barack Obama.

There are many spoofs made involving the newest President of the United States and there will be many others made, that will come our way.

I have a feeling this particular video will be listed in any top tens that arise. The talented artist who portrays Obama has hit the mark and this whole act is fast becoming one of the musical virals of the internet.

There have been many spoofs involving most of the latter day Presidents, and perhaps some talented individual will reach back to some former ones and include them in this rich culture of Presidential targeting.

Until then you have the opportunity to sit back and enjoy this very entertaining video and always remember no matter who you are.

You Can Do Whatever You Like. Yeah!

Ain’t That Nice

 

As Always Here’s A Little More Fun For You To Enjoy And Share

*Special Bonus Funny Presidential Video*

Unseen Footage Of What Really Happened With George Bush And That Size Ten Shoe!

ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD

Be sure to check back for George Bush Humor and ok— another Obama Video.

Funny Joke-This Is Sparta Or I Want It To Be

This is a hilarious joke and what makes it funny is It probably is real.

Tonight We Dine In Humor

There were some Amazing Quotes In The, “300″ Movie

In order to enjoy it, if you are one of the 3 people in the world who has not had the pleasure to see One of the most Kick *ss movies that was put out, you must partake in a short preview.

The Kick scene in this movie (300) was definitely one of the most blood pumping scenes in cinema.

Now I may be bias, but “This was One Hell Of A Movie”. The effects were visually stunning, the story line was great, the struggle of a few amazing warriors facing great odds, without running away and giving up, was great at raising the warrior spirit in all men who watched it.

And the women who watched the men watching it, fantasized about their possible Spartan like Hero.

A Few Great Quotes were:

Funny Picture:

Ok Watch The , “300″ Movie Clip  

Almost forgot - :shock

Here’s the Funny Joke from Real World adventures

Come Back For More Funny Quotes and Humorous Jokes

And Remember!! THIS IS SPartaaaaaaaaaa………..

STUPID-YOU WANT STUPID-YOU GOT IT

STUPID

DEFINITION OF STUPID-LACKING COMMON SENSE AND REASON USUALLY DISPLAYED BY ACTIONS

What do you get when people do things that are not within reason? Let’s look at it this way:

For every silly action there is an equally silly reaction and an heighten sense of dumbness.

To err is human to do dumb things is even funnier.

What would we do if we didn’t have people like the guy you will soon see.

We would have a bland and boring life filled with non-humor and non-laughable situations.

We humans that love to laugh and embark on our comedy seeking missions seldom have to go far.

Half the time we can find something funny or someone doing something dumb Right Up The Road.

In fact! That’s where we found our next resident Mr. Stupid award winner starring in his own funny motivational poster.

Famous last thoughts before calling the old tow truck for dumb people service:

Geez Is that Ice on the ground-I should speed up!

 Be sure to check back for more crazy and stupid people pictures.

Pranks-Videos-Ropes and Stupid Tricks Equal Funny

Pranks on People who are convinced that, “Not Seeing Is Believing”

Pimping Ain’t Easy But Pulling Pranks Is

*FIRST OFF-PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND I DON’T FALL FOR STUPID PRANKS (but thanks to the people who do, because they provide us with so much laughter).

Everybody doesn’t see everything so just in case you haven’t seen the totally hilarious invisible rope pranks, here’s one that was video taped during the holiday season.

This is a great prank to pull on friends and strangers, especially friendly strangers, so you don’t get chased and tied up with a real rope.

Scene-Two Guys-Stupid People and A rope?

These guys totally convince these people, that there is something actually there, that isn’t by acting like there is.

Sounds confusing? Well not as confusing as these confused people will be as they heighten all of their senses to overcome the complexity of this humor filled situation.

You will probably watch this over and over as each reaction from these poor pranked people demonstrates how we act when faced with illogical scenarios.

The guys who came up with this hilarious prank are pure geniuses and will provide numerous bouts of laughter for lucky onlookers and numerous puzzled looks from unsuspecting people they Rope into their prank.

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CLICK HERE TO START VIDEO

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OK OK HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU CLICK LOL

THE VIDEO IS DOWN BELOW

Be Sure to Forward to Friends so They can Enjoy This Funny Video!

PRAYER-Situations That Are Good To Pray In

Prayer

That thing we do when we feel all is lost is called praying.

We often find ourselves in those moments of darkness that seem to bring only a bad taste to our existence, and as we throw our hands up to the skies, bring them down and clasp them together, we hope for that one thing that will save us.

We pray and hope that our pleas are answered.

In our minds we relive all the images of the wrongs we have done. The jokes we have told about the fat sloppy guy who pants always seem to fall down (after we stole his belt), the drunken friend we took pictures of and posted on the internet, the ugly girl who we asked to meet us for a date (and gave her the wrong address and city), the times we tasered our neighbors dog and then tasered our neighbor after he caught us.

We think of the times we went to confession and used sins we read in a book as our sins, just to shock the priest, the numerous times we stuck the , “Kick Me Hard” sign on the back of some goofy nerdy kid, the times we put a dead rat on our teachers desk and howled with laughter as we blamed it on that same nerdy goofy kid.

All these things and more flash though our minds when we get into one of those, “I Need a Prayer Situation”.

Pretty much like the guy in the following MOTIVATIONAL POSTER FOR PRAYER

You can always write us and we will send you a good prayer if you don’t have one, if you find yourself in similar situations that might be bringing your life down fast.

Website-2009-Funny Resolutions

Websites change just like people and as New Years come New Things come.

2009 has arrived and we thank those faithful followers who are gluttons for punishment and who have constantly submitted themselves to sore throats from laughter and bruised thighs, from slamming their fists into them , while undergoing uncontrollable fits of laughter.

Our design has changed from:

to a few more websites inbetween to what you experience now.Be sure that more fresh diverse humor will continually be presented to you though funny pics and videos and whatever else we can think of during this new year.Be sure to subscribe if you haven’t already.

There will be some New Surprises in store for all EMAIL or RSS subscribers.

AS A WEBSITE PUBLIC SERVICE WE WANT YOU TO

Keep a few New Year Resolutions so we provided you with a sample list of some easy ones to keep!

I resolve in this new year to:

Eat more without thinking about my weight.

I will resolve to keep smoking.

I will cut down on painkillers but will increase alcoholic beverages.

I will not look at my fat wife in disgust, cursing the marriage vows I took and shake my head, (no longer in front of her)

I will no longer tell sad people, “It will be OK” (I will tell them to face freaking reality).

I will no longer hit my child. (in public but will make up for it in private)

I will no longer pay for dates up front (only after they are over and I am completely satisfied)

I will no longer fart and act like I don’t know who did it (I will gleefully announce, “I Farted” on each occasion.)

I will procrastinate even more.

I will stop looking for the remote for hours, while I pass in front of the TV at least 50 times. (I will make my kids find it)

I will wear clean underwear whenever I go out (with Angelina Jolie)

I will stop performing extreme sports (on top of my neighbors BMW while they are away)-(they put up a videocam)

Feel Free to use the ones on this website that fits your particular situation.

We hope you enjoy the New Websites Look with more funny stuff!

RACE AND RACISM MOTIVATIONAL PICS

There are many things we bring from the past into the future and the powerful Existence of Racism is one.

The story behind this humorous pic   

Everything can have a twist and a turn to it with unexpected consequences and actions.

Race has always been an issue for many people, whether they were fighting for separation or fighting for unity of different races.

Racial actions have struggled for and against positive outcomes and remains today as a prominent scourge upon society.

Hopefully one day in the near future, this unnecessary evil will fade into the past, and remain far far away from our futures.

From the Collection of Stupid People Doing Stupid (Racial) Things Comes This Motivational Poster Of Consciousness.

Feel Free To Insert Any Ethnic group into this funny joke and it will come out the same.

Playing the Race Card - Game Over