25 Funny Quotes#The Lighter Side of Religion and Churches

Who said you can’t have a little Christian, Religious, Church Going Humor To Start The Day With.

Here are a few Funny Quotes From The Lighter Side Of Religion.

Some of them make you think, some of them show you the hypocrisy of others, some may strike a nerve but all of them have a ring of truth in them.

Let Us Start With:

When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.

People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church. (We know the one’s)

God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you? (We know these one’s too)

Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Peace starts with a smile.

(My Favorite)

I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?!

A lot of church members who are singing “Standing on the Promises” are just sitting on the premises. (hallelujah)

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He’ll clean them.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. (Amen)

Don’t put a question mark where God put a period. (Can I get An Amen)

Don’t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever. (Ain’t that the Truth)

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong. (Can I Get A Witness)

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews. (Can I Get Another Witness)Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors. (Preach)It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. (Hallelujah and Amen-Can I get A Witness))The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross, not the curve..

God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts!” (Swing Low Sweet Chariot)

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

He who angers you, controls you!

If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

We don’t change the message, the message changes us.

Prayer: Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty!

You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to………discourage him.

(Told You This Was My Favorite)

I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?!

Thanks Be To God, Now Go In Peace

submitted by M. Bomer

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