Want To Send Your Friend A Message He/She Will Love And Forward

Then Do This, Change The Message And Have Fun

If It Doesn’t Work The First Time Use Less Letters Or Different Phrases

Have Fun

Hidden Messages To Change For Each Facebook Friend

Wasn’t That Great!!

Be Sure To LIKE And SHARE

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New Facebook Warning Hits Streets

Don’t Make Your Next Status Update Your Last Status Update

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Thought For The Day

Questions That Could Be A Little Creepy

(Now This Is Creepy ..We Have Already Experienced 1/1/11 And 1/11/11 Soon Enough We Will Experience 11/1/11 And 11/11/11.
Weirder Part Is When You Take The Year You Was Born In And Add It To Your Age This Year It Will Equal 111
What Does It All Mean???)

That’s What The Sign Says, For Those Who Can’t Read Or See The Sign, For Whatever Reason

Creepy Sign Thoughts

What Does It Mean

Try To Figure It Out

If You Can’t

And You Really Want To Know Because It’s Eating At You

Then Find Out Below

We Are Not The Type To Leave You Hanging On Wondering WHY
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The Creepy Sign Thoughts Explanation

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Sometimes Life Moves In Mysterious Ways.

When you think that, all is lost, and there can be no way out………………something totally unexpected..even downright weird happens.

The LAST CALL for you is mysteriously averted from even having to happen.

Last Call Motivational and Inspirational poster.

LAST CALL

Your Last Call May Just Turn Into Your Second Chance

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This has got to be one of the Funniest Personal Ads Placed. Not for the dumb crook who tried to stongarm an innocent couple, who were out enjoying the evening, but for every one of us who have suffered at the hands of some stupid criminal.

Criminals often get away with causing grief and humiliation as they swoop down on unsuspecting citizens and wield their uncaring power over them.

Most times they get away scot free (evading punishment) or the punishment falls short of the crime.

This is the story of one man who was able to rise to a negative and unfortunate situation, and has become an inspiration for those poor individuals, caught in similiar circumstances.

Our hat….er Jacket is Off to him.

Begin This Intriguing and Hiliarious Story (An Actual Craigslist Personal Ad)

We Like To Title

“Getting More Than You Bargained For You Stupid Criminal”

P.s. You Will Be Cheering Throughout This Personal Ad

UNLESS You Are The Mugger It Was Created For.

Oh This Aint Over Yet

Click To Continue This Funniest Ever Personal Ad PART TWO

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Now why do people push you so that you are forced to do this.

You are a Quite, Reserved and Mind Your Own Business type of guy(or gal). You take on the, “See No Evil-Hear No Evil-Speak No Evil” credo and dedicate your self to this daily.

You don’t signify, diss, or seek to embarass anyone. You are an all around Happy Bloke who spreads a smile, wherever you travel, but through those travels you are guaranteed to run across those individuals, who will make you Open The Can.

1. People who say their dog doesn’t bite
(then don’t visit you in the hospital after it takes a plug out of your leg)

2. Little Old Ladies Driving
(they are bad enough when they are younger)

3. Doctors who drink
(right before performing surgery on you)

4. People who Flip you off with the finger
(after you cut them off in traffic)

5. Girlfriends and Wives who are always mad at you
(after they catch you with another woman)

6. People eating loud in a movie theater
(while you are trying to have a conversation on your cellphone)

7. People who are sloppy drunk
(before you get sloppy drunk)

8. People with messed up teeth
(who have the nerve to make fun of you because You Stink)

9. People begging on the street for money
(and they are on your corner-getting money you should be getting))

10. Short People
(because all of them have that complex)

And One Of The Worse Things Is

11. Getting Hit In The Face With Some Really Bad Breath
(and no one else is around but You)

This animated cartoon guy really has some things that make him want to Open The Can of WA.

Be Careful You Don’t Catch This Guy On The Wrong Day

This animated cartoon bird will have you rofl.

If you have a friend (or enemy) who gets on your nerve, just send them the following, so they will know what to expect.
“Homey The Clown Ain’t Got Nothing On Me” King Kong Or Whoever!!!!

And You Wondered Why They Called It, “Flipping The Bird”

Be Sure To Check Out These Other Crazy Videos And Pictures

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This is our scribble wall of Humorous Sayings and Put Downs.

A few of you have sent them in and they are now added to the wall.

Have a saying you like, just email us to get it on the wall.

Got something to say to a friend, then let us put it up for you and then email them the link to the site.

Writing on walls has been a favorite pastime of many people and also writing on walls is just as much fun.

You don’t have to worry about getting your favorite sayings painted over on this one, so send them in.

We love the sayings as much as you do!

Get Your Name On The Scribble Wall With Your Funny Sayings!

Brick By Brick We Will Build This Wall!

Be sure to check back as the wall of funny sayings and witty put downs grows.

Have a witty put down or funny saying you want to add to the wall? Then send it to us and we will put it up!
The more sayings we post, and the bigger and funnier the wall gets. So Don’t forget to Submit Your Funny Sayings!

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Love to know what words mean?

Curious about the many definitions of words?

Have a dormant librarian gene running wild in your system?

Just want to increase your word power?

A word definition poll was taken to find out the meaning of these words and we choose these as the best.

Didn’t know the meaning?

Now you do!

If you have some word definitions you know, feel to upload them to thecomedynet.com!!

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