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Okay, she no longer looks like that Incredible Model with the beautiful face and free flowing hair.  In fact she starting to look like Freddy Kruegers long lost sister.

She has also packed on the pounds as if she is storing up for that Doom Day Prediction of 2012.  She is in fact starting to look a little like you.

And she has the nerve to demand things out of you.  She complains you don’t pick up your socks or underwear off the kitchen table.

She throws the fit of tears when you answer her truthfully, “Yes, You look fat in those jeans and no they don’t make you look fat, You are Fat”.

She complains when you are watching the Game, when she should be in the Kitchen washing the dishes and not pestering you.

She gets offended all the time when you are just admiring her friends and helping them out by going over to their house to help wash dishes, take the garbage out and comfort them.  She is just selfish because she knows fully well, that they have no man around.

Ok, you need some advice to help get rid of her without being to direct. Seek and You Shall Find.

Here’s A Few Proven Ways

Wait a minute! We haven’t forgotten you Ladies. We know you get tired of those Egotistical, beer bellied, sports watching, bring me a beer, farting, lazy no good clowns, so here’s your section that will surely get rid of the extra burden of a grown-up kid.

Be sure to help your friends who need this advice now or in the future by sharing this.

We tried several of them and they Work!

We have to thank Dennis over at welations.com for these incredibly entertaining funny pics.

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