Female Boss-Funny Women Sayings

Posted on February 11, 2010 by D-Wish.
Categories: Motivationals-Crazy, Pretty Pretty Girls.

Female Boss Inspirational Collection

A Female Boss (definition-All Females whether men know it or not)

Women are always ordering men around nowadays. They make you feel guilty if you don’t do what they say.

They have that way of being the boss, when you think you are the one who wears the pants. They look at you with those puppy dog eyes and those pouty lips and you just give in.

After all, we men know that women are fragile and weak. They need to be handled with kid gloves.

The thing is, we handle them with kid gloves so much, that they think they are really the ones in charge.

They start telling you to take out the garbage, pick your socks up off the kitchen table, get your shoes off the refrigerator, walk the pet fish and so on and so on.

They nag, complain, and expect you to listen with a sensitive ear, right in the middle of the Playoffs or Superbowl, and if you don’t—–you know what you will get or won’t get.

They say all kinds of things with all kinds of Double-Meanings, and this constantly keeps you in the doghouse.

And they are good at giving orders too. They can do it without even talking. They can just look at you and squint their eyes, point their heads a certain way, breathe a certain way. You learn this as you get older, and feel the fury that is bestowed upon you for making the wrong dumb men choices.

But

Once in a blue moon though, a female Boss gives you a Order you don’t resist too much:

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