Funniest Computer Geek Joke Of The Day Ever-Wife and Software

This must have came from the Funniest Geek Jokes ever, and if you have a basic understanding of computers you will lol , also if you have a better understanding of geeks and computers you will roll on the floor with laughter. (ROFL)

Geeks will always supply us with gigabytes of laughter that will be ever burned into our memory data. When you feel like downloading a smile to your computer just upload something from the geek world and you will laugh so hard you probably will end up crashing your heartydrive.

So get ready, put your cursor on the scroll button and scroll down to the geeky computer joke of the day, which we will call:

“I Need An Anti-Virus or Patch For My Wife Software”

Dear Technical Support:Last year I upgraded my software from Girlfriend 7.0 to the new Wife 1.0. I immediately noticed that the new program began unexpected child creation processing that took up a lot of space and compromised valuable resources. Also, Wife 1.0 additionally installed itself into all my other programs and now monitors all other system activity 24-7.

My Favorite Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.

Please help me! Thanks, A Very Very Troubled User

REPLY From Tech Support Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal function anyway. Wife 1.0 is a powerful program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 also comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be extemely careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the mother of all programs Nag Nag 9.5. If this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

(Always Pay Strict Attention To The Warnings)

WARNING!!!

PLEASE DO NOT, EVER under any circumstances, install Sexy Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause total and irreversible damage to the operating system.

All the luck, Software Tech Support

Motto of This Story-

Always try the Trial Software First, That Way It Will Get Deleted For Non-Payment.

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