Funny Comments-Rednecks Are Worse Than Dumb Blondes

Posted on October 8, 2008 by admin.
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The funniest stuff comes out the mouths of kids but when you listen to some rednecks they make you change your beliefs in a quick fashion.

funny animated gif of a southern hillbilly smiling

These backwood hillbilly’s will constantly keep you in stitches with their strange twists on life and the funny comments they make about it.Here’s one of our favorites that give us a hard time figuring out if Rednecks Are Worse Than Dumb Blondes

“What Cha gonna do in jail”

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Three Redneck convicts were on the way to prison after being sentenced.

They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them pass their time while imprisoned.

On the bus, each one turned to the other and said, “So, wha cha bring?”

The second redneck pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the “Grandma Moses of the Jail.”

Then he asked the first redneck, “Wha cha bring?”

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, “I brung cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and a host of games.”

The third redneck was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, “Why you bein smug? Wha cha bring?”

The redneck pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, “I brung these here.”

The other two were puzzled and asked, “What cha gonna do with those?”

He grinned and pointed to the box and said,

Are You Ready