Funny Joke# My Old Job used to be..

Posted on May 4, 2008 by D-Wish.
Categories: Videos-Pictures-Humor-Crazy LOL Stuff.

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The New Job…

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, ” Don’t ever do that again. You scared the Sh*t out of me!”

The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a tap would scare you so much.” The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – My old job was driving a funeral van for the last 20 years.”