Funny Jokes#A Guy, A Girl, Lettuce and Tomatoes

Funny Jokes are here again with this Teen Joke about a guy a girl and some food.

Ever did or planned on doing something and you didn’t want others to know about it?

Yes, Everyone has and the one thing they did to help them out was to create a secret code so people on the outside did not understand whatever was being done or said.

Sometimes secret codes can backfire and this one of many funny teen jokes is a fine example so read on…….

Here’s The Story

The Scene: A young teen (let’s call him Joey) is nearing the end of his senior year in college.

Joey is living at home and nearing the end of his senior year in college. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 10 years old.

One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and Joey notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.

As you might expect things start to heat up. Joey remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper ‘lettuce’ if she wants it harder and ‘tomato’ if she wants a new position.

‘Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!!’

She screams. ‘Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!!

PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can’t get pregnant!’

And so he does

Then the little brother shouts out, ‘Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You’re getting mayonnaise all over my face!’

The Moral of This Funny Joke is, “Kid’s Say The Darnest Things”

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