Funny Jokes and Pictures of Rednecks and backwoods people

Posted on May 30, 2008 by D-Wish.
Categories: Pictures of Funny Things, Videos-Pictures-Humor-Crazy LOL Stuff.

animated gif of a country hillbilly man playing a guitar on porch

You know you a redneck if-

The photo on your driver’s license includes your dog.

Take a walk back yonder into the backwoods of hillbilly and redneck country and see whats going on. You will surely laugh at the antics of these rural folks that inhabit the deep woods and mountains.

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You May need your backwood’s dictionary to help you with this game of scrabble.

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You know you a redneck if-

You think a valid defense is “He needed Killin

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE ———————–

Two Hillbillys from Texas were sitting at a backwoods bar when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged.

One Hillybilly turned to the other and said, “That little gal is havin‘ a bad time. I’m agonna go over there and help.”

He ran over to the young lady, put both sides of her head in his hands and yelled “Kin ya swaller?”

Gasping, she frantically shook her head “no.”

He yelled, “Kin ya breathe?”

Still gasping with hands flailing about, she again quickly shook her head “No.”

With that he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her underwear and licked her ass. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the bit of hamburger that was stuck and began to breathe on her own. The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, “Ya know, it’s sure amazin’ how that HIND-LICK MANUVER always works!”

His friend with eyes wide opened gave him a big toothless grin and said, “I reckon I had heard bout it but I ain’t never seen it done”.

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We mite be in back (woods) so just nock or ring bell a frue tims