Funny Jokes#I’m Scared, Can You Please Help Me Doctor!

Are You Scared?

Well this Funny Joke will Cure you of your Fears, at least if you have the same problem.

Growing up we run into a number of things that make us scared. We hear about the boogeyman, I know you know him.

What about the Green Man, we had our share of running from him.

Witches , warlocks, demons, the anti-christ, goblins, poltergeist and the whole lot of these scary things that make you Fearful as a child and sometimes as a grown-up.

Here’s a funny joke about one man’s problem and solution.

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT
NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . . . ‘I’ve got problems.
Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared.

I think I’m going crazy.’

‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the shrink.

‘Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.’

‘How much do you charge?’

‘Eighty dollars per visit,’ replied the doctor.

‘I’ll sleep on it,’ I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. ‘Why didn’t you ever come to see me about those fears you were
having?’ he asked.

‘Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!’

‘Is that so! With an attitude he asked and how, may I ask, did a bartender
cure you?’

‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed! – Ain’t nobody under there now

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Doesn’t help the thing that’s in the closet though…

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