Funny Jokes#The Ghost, The Professor,The Redneck Student and The …

Posted on June 8, 2008 by D-Wish.
Categories: Videos-Pictures-Humor-Crazy LOL Stuff.

A Famous Ghost Hunter Professor at the University of Arkansas is giving a class on the existence of ghost.

Checking the believers in his audience, he asks: ‘How many people here believe in ghosts?’ About 80 students raise their hands.

That’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, how many of you think you have ever seen a ghost?’ About 50 students raise their hands.

‘That’s really good. Has anyone here ever conversed with a ghost?’ 25 students raise their hands.

‘That’s great. Has anyone here ever physically touched a ghost?’ 6 students raise their hands.

‘That’s Amazing. Now let me ask you one question further… Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?’

One student all the way in the back stood up.

The professor is flabbergasted and says, ‘Son, in all the years I have been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. Come up here and tell us about your experience.’

The Redneck student replies with a quick nod and a wide grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, ‘Well, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost.’