Funny Jokes #The Lone Ranger And The Stars

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto

Two of your favorite western heroes from the past. They made their name helping people out in the wild wild west.

Many say that Tonto was one very smart Indian and that The Lone Ranger was pretty smart himself.

Let’s take a peek into history at one of the many conversations The Lone Ranger and Tonto shared.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they
got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later,
Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, “Kemo Sabe, Look towards sky, what
you see?”

The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars”

“What that tell you?” asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute
then says, “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me
that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the morning. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems
we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What’s it tell you, Tonto?

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, “Kemo Sabe, you dumber than
buffalo shit. It means someone stole tent.”

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