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Paul McCartney, Heather Mills, And Reflections On Divorce

There are no winners or losers when Divorce tragically comes into the lives of people who have gazed lovingly into the eyes of each others, clasped hands tightly and exclaimed from the heart to love each other forever.

No sir! There are no winners when a home is torn apart and feelings are bruised and open mouth kisses are replaced with open mouth swear words.

There is no winning in this Divorce situation between that Famous Member of The Beatles, “Paul McCartney” and his Magical Love, “Heather Mills”

If you disagree — Just do the Math

After 5 years of marriage, Paul paid Heather $49 million. Assuming he got loving every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

On the other hand, Joe Gutneckt’s call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything! This is Kristen. Had Paul McCartney ‘employed’ Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of loving every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

The Beatles – Paul McCartney’s Divorce Thoughts Wait a Minute! There is a Winner and She’s Headed To The Bank With A Pay Check For48 MILLION DOLLARS

Go Heather Mills

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