Funny Stuff That Makes Me Laugh-5 Signs Your Surgery Is Going Bad

These are 5 of the funniest sayings that if you hear them before surgery or even during surgery-Get The Hell Up And Out Of The Hospital.:shock:

Surgery is already a scary thing and the slightest feel that something is wrong should make you run for the hills.

Medicine is a Practice, and as long as Doctors and Nurses have been doing it they should have it down pat.

That’s not the way it is though, you can tell because even today people refer to it as, “The Medical Practice ”

Let’s Take A Look At Some Of These Doctor’s while they are , “Practicing Medicine” and Listen to what they have to say!!

5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?

4. Damn, there go the lights again…

3. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.

2. Could you stop that thing from beating; it’s throwing my concentration off.

Here’s A Bonus-A Few More Saying To Scare The Hospital Pants Off Ya!

Hand me that…uh…that…uh…..thingie.

“You know, there’s big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy’s got two of them.”

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

“You know, there’s big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy’s got two of them.”

Bonus Bonus

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change…!

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

Someone call the janitor - we’re going to need a mop.

Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?

Don’t worry; I think it’s sharp enough.

What do you mean “You want a divorce”!

She’s gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here!
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The Number One Worse Thing You Could Hear

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“Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!” Not only is your surgery a mess-You going to end up in a fire and brimstone part of town for the rest of your life —————————–

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