Just One Funny Joke #2 Perfect Breast-How Much……

Once in awhile you come across a joke that really makes you smile and laugh and want to run right out and tell a friend or if you are tired EMAIL a Friend-Hey I bet you will find out that this fits in that category Perfectly. Well, while we are talking about things being Perfect -Lets see what happens when a guy comes across a beautiful female with Perfect Breast!

Have you heard the one about a guy who spotted a girl out in the street with thee Perfect Breasts?
He runs up to her and asks

Sorry but I couldn’t help noticing your Perfect
Breasts – would you let me bite them for a hundred
dollars?

She says- F**K Off !

How about a thousand?

No way, I’m not a whore!

How about Ten Thousand?!

The woman thought for a while, after all
that was a helluva lot of money

Well Ok, but not here

So they walk into a dark alley, she takes
her top off and shows the most beautiful Perfect Breasts
in the world.

The guy starts fondling and caressing them, caressing and fondling them, sucking
and kissing on the nipples,

The girl starts to get impatient

He continues with squeezing and more caressing and kissing

After a while the girl is has gotten totally impatient.

Finally she yells out -Are You Going To F**King Bite Them Or Not?!?!

The Guy Looks up and smiles and says

Naaaa, Ten Thousand is a little too expensive for me!!

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