Open A Can Of WhoopAss
Now why do people push you so that you are forced to do this.
You are a Quite, Reserved and Mind Your Own Business type of guy(or gal). You take on the, “See No Evil-Hear No Evil-Speak No Evil” credo and dedicate your self to this daily.
You don’t signify, diss, or seek to embarass anyone. You are an all around Happy Bloke who spreads a smile, wherever you travel, but through those travels you are guaranteed to run across those individuals, who will make you Open The Can.
1. People who say their dog doesn’t bite
(then don’t visit you in the hospital after it takes a plug out of your leg)
2. Little Old Ladies Driving
(they are bad enough when they are younger)
3. Doctors who drink
(right before performing surgery on you)
4. People who Flip you off with the finger
(after you cut them off in traffic)
5. Girlfriends and Wives who are always mad at you
(after they catch you with another woman)
6. People eating loud in a movie theater
(while you are trying to have a conversation on your cellphone)
7. People who are sloppy drunk
(before you get sloppy drunk)
8. People with messed up teeth
(who have the nerve to make fun of you because You Stink)
9. People begging on the street for money
(and they are on your corner-getting money you should be getting))
10. Short People
(because all of them have that complex)
And One Of The Worse Things Is
11. Getting Hit In The Face With Some Really Bad Breath
(and no one else is around but You)
This animated cartoon guy really has some things that make him want to Open The Can of WA.
Be Careful You Don’t Catch This Guy On The Wrong Day
This animated cartoon bird will have you rofl.
If you have a friend (or enemy) who gets on your nerve, just send them the following, so they will know what to expect.
“Homey The Clown Ain’t Got Nothing On Me” King Kong Or Whoever!!!!
And You Wondered Why They Called It, “Flipping The Bird”
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After reading this my IQ went up… funny stuff
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