Poem of the Year-Ain’t No Drama For The Baby Mama-Funny Stuff

Excellent Baby Mama Poem showing that the drama that comes is never realized and who it comes for is surprising as well.

Many men do not think of the consequences of their actions.

When you make a baby you make responsibilities that you have to uphold and when you don’t, drama comes with a vengeance.

If you , as a man, are not ready for the responsibilities of raising a child then you have to change your ways or end up like the Suave Baby Daddy in the poem. *For the men who read this important notes after the poem

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Ain’t No Drama For The Baby MamaWhy didn’t you know Ain’t no drama for a baby mama
It’s that babies daddy, who ain’t right, who gets the trauma
Baby mama unleashes an onslaught straight from the scorned woman’s book
And will give that daddy free tickets to hell without a (brief pause) second lookHe thought he could go, “oh baby baby” kiss and just walk out the door
And he smiled like the great lover when she called him back for more
Couldn’t wait to tell his friends how he had another one all sprung
His guys smiling, slapping hands and praising him, “Crowning Him Number One”

Head tilted straight up to the sky and eyes not far behind
Hearing the women fighting over him, “Exclaiming, He’s Mine”
Got that cool float to his step as he roams from girl to girl
Got that animal magnetism on full blast to rock their world

Dressed in fine designer style, smelling good, shirt pressed, pant’s cut, and shoes glaring in the light
Going EENIE MEENIE MINEE MO looking at his choice of women and picking who’ll be lucky tonight
Got that debonair charisma that will hold women hostage and tie them up with ropes made of pure swoon
Giving each one a fair share of spending the night but reminding, “You got to leave by noon”

They would nod their head in agreement, dancing thanks in their eyes, for these moments of delight
The women knew how this guy was, nothing was done in the dark, it was all done broad daylight
Now you a baby mama and think that the child is a tool to unlock this mans heart- the key
You think you can use the child so that that every time this man speaks, “He starts with We”

He continues in this lifestyle, changing women like underwear each and every day
Never once considering or even caring what his actions could bring his way
Treating broken hearts like paper plates, using and then giving them a toss
Not knowing that the time quickly approaches when his game will cost

As my man sits in his penthouse apartment looking over the lake
He smiles, slightly pondering the next victim he plans to take

Then the phone rings,a warning call, and what he hears knocks him straight to the floor
It’s his guy telling him he has 5 new baby mamas with lawyers headed to his door

They all took tests and results show 99.9 % positive his DNA, so the time has come for him to pay his due
His guy then said, “I’m sorry to tell you this, but Ain’t No Drama For The Baby Mama, The Drama’s All For YOU”

Options to avoid this!!!

Always use a fake id
Never take a potential baby mama to your home or apartment, not even your friends
Always use double protection
Always have a fake pay stub with you and let them accidentally see the fake company you work for
Always have an extra phone with no contract so its untraceable

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