Profile Pictures-Facebook And Myspace-How To

Posted on January 27, 2010 by D-Wish.
Categories: Motivationals-Crazy, Videos-Pictures-Humor-Crazy LOL Stuff.

Tips For better Facebook and Myspace Profile Pictures

Ok people if you didn’t already know, it is critical to make an online presence. There are so many social sites to choose from, and some of the top ones are Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, VampireNeck, and hundreds more. (not sure about the vampire one).

In order to become a well liked individual or at least one other people can stomach, there are a few rules and tips that will get you ahead.

1. Don’t give your mom your login id or user name.
(somehow these moves always turn out bad)

2. Don’t use your real name if you intend on furthering an existing criminal career.
(somehow these moves always get you locked up)

3. Don’t brag about how many girls or guys you have in your BC phonebook ready and able-if you are married.
(somehow these moves always get you booted out the crib-headed to divorce court-and itemizing child support)

4. Don’t put up a picture of your baby
(Really only you think the baby is cute-and others will do all kinds of things to it in photoshop-and re-upload it)

5. Don’t bicker with family members, boyfriends,girlfriend,etc on the Walls or Tweets.
(somehow these always end up in the social sites for laughs even if you are not celebrity status)

6. Don’t post pictures/videos of you drunk and talking about your bald-headed,fat,stupid,stanky breath boss.
(somehow this always get you fired, with no severance pay, and giggling co-workers who tweet about your stupidity)

7. Don’t make friend request to people who like to meet at night in private places along old farm roads.
(somehow these moves often end up as horror movies-Based On True Events-)

8. Spend time on making your Profile Picture, “A Darn Good On”.
(somehow this move is a First Impression that will make or break your social online status)