Top Twenty-One Funny Insults and 1 Very Funny Text Message-

Posted on October 1, 2008 by D-Wish.
Categories: Funny Jokes to make you laugh hard, Videos-Pictures-Humor-Crazy LOL Stuff.

Here are Twenty-One Of The Funniest Insults and Put-downs you could ever use on people who just get on your nerves.

As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut.

Take advantage of all of them

Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works

Your face is such a mess, why don’t you get your dog something different to chew on ?

funny image of a sign for making friends enemies

When you die, they’ll bury you face down, so that you can see where you’re going.You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.You would take off your jacket and put it on the seat next to you on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down.

We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You’re strange and I’m wonderful.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

You should learn from your parents mistakes – try using some birth control.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.

Don’t look out of the window People will think that it’s Halloween

I don’t think you are a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

You’re so stupid, you thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

You have an inferiority complex – and it’s fully justified.

I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.

If your parents got a divorce, would they still be brother and sister?Everyone has the right to be ugly, but I’m afraid you’ve abused the privilege.Don’t be ignorant your whole life, take a day off why don’t you?
You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

There you go all 21 funny insults to use on your friends and loved one because your enemies and strangers may pop you in the mouth.