Website-2009-Funny Resolutions

Websites change just like people and as New Years come New Things come.

2009 has arrived and we thank those faithful followers who are gluttons for punishment and who have constantly submitted themselves to sore throats from laughter and bruised thighs, from slamming their fists into them , while undergoing uncontrollable fits of laughter.

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AS A WEBSITE PUBLIC SERVICE WE WANT YOU TO

Keep a few New Year Resolutions so we provided you with a sample list of some easy ones to keep!

I resolve in this new year to:

Eat more without thinking about my weight.

I will resolve to keep smoking.

I will cut down on painkillers but will increase alcoholic beverages.

I will not look at my fat wife in disgust, cursing the marriage vows I took and shake my head, (no longer in front of her)

I will no longer tell sad people, “It will be OK” (I will tell them to face freaking reality).

I will no longer hit my child. (in public but will make up for it in private)

I will no longer pay for dates up front (only after they are over and I am completely satisfied)

I will no longer fart and act like I don’t know who did it (I will gleefully announce, “I Farted” on each occasion.)

I will procrastinate even more.

I will stop looking for the remote for hours, while I pass in front of the TV at least 50 times. (I will make my kids find it)

I will wear clean underwear whenever I go out (with Angelina Jolie)

I will stop performing extreme sports (on top of my neighbors BMW while they are away)-(they put up a videocam)

Feel Free to use the ones on this website that fits your particular situation.

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