Women Classes-12 Classes Women Need To Take

Posted on April 25, 2012 by D-Wish.
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Free Classes For Women Collection

These Are “Must Take” 12 Classes For ALL Women To Get A Man And Keep Him.
Men Need To Know These Things Too. All Free Classes Available On The Following Dates….

Females will be ecstatic, and will be filled with previously unknown methods and ways, of solidifying their relationships.

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Summer Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Sat., August 28, 2099

PLEASE NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEX AND EXTREMELY DIFFICULT LEVEL
OF THESE UNCHARTED TERRITORIES, CLASSES WILL BE LIMITED TO 25 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Really Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping And Going In?–Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
The Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons Mysteries–Can They Levitate and/or Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be STHU During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 32 Different Kinds of Soaps,Loofahs and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Bi-Polar Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Oh Yes! I Was Wrong and He Was Totally Right!–Heart-Wrenching Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations. Free Take Home 36 hour Video
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield At Every Stoplight and/or Sign.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself. Yes! Believe It Or Not-You Can And Will Do This!
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Bonus Funny Video ..Women’s Workout Class

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